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We just sodomised to a violin sonata. I think I'm in love

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23rd July 2014

Photo reblogged from Maybe Ophelia would still have her goddamn arms with 7,005 notes

im-sylien:

elfyourmother:

pictureamoebae:

imperfectsimmerr:

simnationblog:

Get The Sims 2: Ultimate collection for FREE!!!!
Simply go to “Redeem product code” in Origin and enter: I-LOVE-THE-SIMS
It is for 1 week only, so hurry!

its downloading right now! Is it just the base game or the whole thing?

In case anyone is interested…

i just tried it and it’s legit. ultimate collection is sims 2 + ALL expansions + ALL stuff packs. get it while it’s hot!!

It works! :D

im-sylien:

elfyourmother:

pictureamoebae:

imperfectsimmerr:

simnationblog:

Get The Sims 2: Ultimate collection for FREE!!!!

Simply go to “Redeem product code” in Origin and enter: I-LOVE-THE-SIMS

It is for 1 week only, so hurry!

its downloading right now! Is it just the base game or the whole thing?

In case anyone is interested…

i just tried it and it’s legit. ultimate collection is sims 2 + ALL expansions + ALL stuff packs. get it while it’s hot!!

It works! :D

Tagged: originsims

Source: simnationblog

23rd July 2014

Post reblogged from Barefoot on the Moon! with 321,055 notes

expels:

my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back

Tagged: personal

Source: expels

23rd July 2014

Photo reblogged from Wander the wood with 178 notes

wanderthewood:

The Roaches, Staffordshire, England by pentlandpirate

wanderthewood:

The Roaches, Staffordshire, England by pentlandpirate

Tagged: so this is where I was this morningnature

23rd July 2014

Photoset reblogged from Oh, don't mind me with 23,852 notes

sherlockocity:

Muggleborn students at Hogwarts (part 1/?)

Tagged: magnifloriousHarry Potter

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23rd July 2014

Photoset reblogged from Gangway for footcycle with 11,290 notes

lisafer:

errandofmercy:

oh my god Emma

*crying massive buckets of mommy feels*

I needed this today. :)

Tagged: inspirational quotesemma thompson

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23rd July 2014

Photoset reblogged from you should see him... with 1,371 notes

You are my candy girl.

Tagged: orphan black

Source: onekhaleesi

23rd July 2014

Photoset reblogged from #16 Rue de la Verrerie with 20,284 notes

prtypsn:

bsabo:

The witch’s pantry

    (via queerpotters)

Tagged: artwitches

Source: bsabo

23rd July 2014

Question

Anonymous said: what is your favorite flavor of icecream????????????????????????????? (excessive question marks)

What’s my favourite flavour of icecream?????????????

It’s either rum&raisin, GOOD pistachio, or toffee.

Though if we’re talkin’ BEN AND JERRY’S then it’s definitely Baked Alaska or Cookie Dough

Tagged: personal?Anonymousask

23rd July 2014

Post reblogged from Cinnamon Pancakes Anyone? with 23,477 notes

the-average-gatsby:

alright you guys have posted some pretty bad jokes on here but not one comes close to this doozy

brace yourselves

so there’s a far-off place that consists of a perfectly triangular lake surrounded by land, with three kingdoms on the three sides of the lake. the first kingdom is rich and powerful, filled with wealthy, prosperous people. the second kingdom is more humble, but has its fair share of wealth and power, too. the third kingdom is struggling and poor, and barely has an army.

the kingdoms eventually go to war over control of the lake, as it’s a valuable resource to have. the first kingdom sends 100 of their finest knights, clad in the best armor and each with their own personal squire. the second kingdom sends 50 of their knights, with fine leather armor and a few dozen squires of their own. the third kingdom sends their one and only knight, an elderly warrior who has long since passed his prime, with his own personal squire.

the night before the big battle, the knights in the first kingdom drink and make merry, partying into the late hours of the night. the knights in the second kingdom aren’t as well off, but have their own supply of grog and also drink late into the night.

in the third camp, the faithful squire gets a rope and slings it over the branch of a tall tree, making a noose, and hangs a pot from it. he fills the pot with stew and has a humble dinner with the old knight.

the next morning, the knights in the first two kingdoms are hung over and unable to fight, while the knight in the third kingdom is old and weary, unable to get up. in place of the knights, the squires from all three kingdoms go and fight. the battle lasts long into the night, but by the time the dust settled, only one squire was left standing - the squire from the third kingdom.

and it just goes to show you that the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides

Tagged: oh my fucking godpunny

Source: the-average-gatsby

23rd July 2014

Photo reblogged from tragedy comedy history buggery with 114 notes

chechula:

Lord Vetinari vs crossword in Ankh-Morpork times for Sepia-Mortis :3

chechula:

Lord Vetinari vs crossword in Ankh-Morpork times for Sepia-Mortis :3

Tagged: artDiscworld

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